我这儿有你们需要的东西 来吧 I got what you need. Come on.
就在这里 Down here.
- 我说了快点 - 好的 好的 - I said come on. - Okay, okay, okay.
放轻松 好吗？放心 Relax, okay? I got it.
是什么？是毒品吗？ What is that? Is that coke?
是的 就是毒品 好吗？ Yeah. It's that dust, okay?
就是那玩意儿 这可是好东西 That spooky shit. It's the good shit.
- 那是什么意思？我… - 去你的 - What does that mean? I.. - Fuck's sake.
它到底是什么？ I mean, like, what is it exactly?
你希望是什么？ What do you want it to be?
- 我希望它是茉莉 - 好吧 它就是茉莉 - I want it to be Molly. - Alright. It's Molly.
茉莉：一种毒品的暗号
但是 我的意思是 这是你胡乱说的吗？就因为… But, I mean, are you just saying that, 'cause..
不是 我刚才说的是其他东西 No. I was just saying the other things.
是真的 真的是茉莉 This is real. Molly for the dolly, the whole ping ting.
哦 哥们儿 Oh, bruh.
- 好吧 所以是80美元 对吧？- 是的 - Okay, so 80 bucks, right? - Yeah.
- 好的 太酷了 谢谢你 - 好了 交出来 - Okay, cool. Thank you. - Okay, give it up.
刚才我都看到了 交出来 Now. I seen all of it. Give it up.
现金 兄弟 快点 The cash, brother, quick.
我说过了 快交出来 I said, hand it over.
抱歉 你要逮捕我们吗？ I'm sorry. Are you arresting us?
哦 我的上帝 求求你别杀我 Oh, my God. Please don't kill me.
听着 我 我的平均绩点是3.8 好吗？ Look, I have -- I have a 3.8 grade point average, okay?
- 他妈妈有一只导盲犬 - 我不会杀了你 - His mom has a guide dog. - I'm not gonna kill you.
我要把你的钱还给你 I'm gonna give you your money back.
- 给我直播 兄弟 - 好的 先生 - Stream it for me, Africa. - Yes, sir.
什么情况 难道要我们互相给对方口吗？ What is it, are we gonna have to suck each other's dicks or something?
不 如果你向六社区农场之星 No, not if you make a small donation
和慈善使命捐点钱就不会 to the Star of Six Community Farm and Charity Mission.
是的 我宁愿捐点钱 10美元够吗？ Yes, I would love to do that. Is ten bucks good?
- 每人10美元 加起来就是20美元 - 很好 - Each, so 20. - Great.
- 谢谢 - 好的 - Thanks. - Okay.
希望你能活着看到白人的统治被推翻 May you live to see the accidental dominance of the white race overthrown.
酷 Cool.
虽然现在还没有 但那一天迟早会到来的 It is not yet the day, but the day shall come.
- 告诉你们的人 - 好的 - Tell your people. - Okay.
在黑人圣战日 On the day of Black Jihad,
苏丹会怜悯地守望着你 Sultan will look on you with mercy.
好的 谢谢你 Well, thank you.
来吧 好的 回见吧 妈的 Come on. Okay, cool. I'll see you guys. Fuck!
即使你只是在卖糖 警察也会逮捕你的 伙计 The cops will bust you even if you're just dealin' sugar, bruh.
我只是想收回一点 Just trying to take back a smidge
被穷酸白人偷的东西 苏丹 of what the crackers stole, Sultan.
还有特别赔偿 不行! Ad hoc reparations, no!
你见过我在红绿灯前揍白人 You ever seen me bop a cracker at a stoplight
顶起他的别克车还大喊 jack his Buick and shout
"这是我的毒品存货和贩毒设备"吗？ "That's my forty acres and a mule?"
没有 但是我想试试 No, but I'd like to.
但我不会的 I wouldn't want to.
嗯哼？ Uh-huh?
你多大了？ How old you are?
听起来很成熟 Sounding so mature.
你来我的店 我给你棒棒糖 You come to my shop, I give you lollipop.
如果你被抓进监狱了 你还能看到黑人胜利的那天吗 老兄？ Can you prepare for The Day if you're in jail, brother?
- 不能 先生 - 我是在帮你啊 - No, sir. - I'm lookin' out for you.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
所以 当我们回来的时候 你可以为我们代驾 So, when we get back, you may valet the bus.
你说了算呗 Black Santa prevail.
终有一天
以安拉的名义 麦基冼德 In the name of Allah, Melchizedek
耶稣 黑色圣诞老人 Jesus, Black Santa
穆罕默德和图森特将军 Muhammad and General Toussaint
水涨了 兄弟姐妹们 the waters rise, brothers and sisters
下水道回流到 the drains back up
南滩的地下室了 the basements of South Beach
里面满是臭气熏天的漂浮物 brim with reeking flotsam.
但是这座城市却转身忽略这些迹象 But the city turns away, ignores the signs.
我们要为即将到来的大逆转 Prepare ye for the day that approaches
做好准备 is the day of the great inversion.
在那天 白人贵族的 On that day, the cranes
起重机会落下 of the gentrificators shall fall
我们将推翻 and we shall overthrow
欧洲白人的不公正统治 the injustice of the white European.
到那时 真主安拉会陪伴我们 Till then, Allah enjoins us
变得强壮并做好准备 to grow strong and to prepare.
你们做好当家作主的准备了吗？ Are you ready to rule?
- 我们准备好了 - 我们准备好了 - We are ready to rule. - We are ready to rule.
万能的上帝命令我们 The Almighty commands us
把知识带到街上 to bring our knowledge to the streets.
欧洲人啊 你们将付出代价 ♪ European you will pay
今天就是你们的审判日 ♪ This will be your judgement day ♪♪
展望未来 Projecting a vision of the future.
和平 兄弟们 Peace, brothers.
要树立一个榜样 To set a mighty example.
要拯救人类的堕落 To rescue the fallen
教授身心训练 teaching discipline of body and mind.
你们想在上帝的农场上工作吗？ You brothers wanna work on God's farm?
六颗星的智慧 The wisdom of the Star of Six.
就是革命 Revolution.
但是不用枪械武器 But without the gun weapon.
你知道枪是什么吗？ You know what the gun is?
它是白人给予我们来替他们 It's what the white man gave us to destroy each other
互相伤害自己人的工具 doin' his job for him.
我们只相信传统武器 We trust only the weapons of tradition
剑 投石器 the sword, the sling
还有弩 and the crossbow.
现如今 资本家 Today, the economic hit man profits
从我们社区的中产阶级化中获利 off the gentrification of our neighborhoods.
但是明天 神圣的他会把所有自以为是的家伙 But tomorrow, he will drown all bubble-face brown
都溺死在他那敲诈气味的咖啡里 in his vile extortionate coffee.
以真主的名义 还有麦基洗德 耶稣 黑人圣诞老人 In the name of Allah, Melchizedek, Jesus, Black Santa
穆罕默德和图森特将军 Muhammad and General Toussaint.
- 主教 - 主教 - Bishops. - Bishops.
- 先生 汽车都打扫干净了 - 都打扫了吗？ - Sir, bus is all clean. - All of it?
除了烤鸡屎之类的 Except where the baked-in chicken shit and whatnot
已经弄不下来了 is part of the floor.
早餐惊喜 Breakfast surprise!
- 哦 甜甜圈？- 嗯嗯 - Oh, donuts? - Mnm-mnm.
每年只吃两次甜甜圈 在你们俩生日的时候 Donuts are twice a year, baby girl, on your birthday
还有你们的父亲建立使命的纪念日 and the day that your daddy founded this mission.
嗯哼 也就是上帝通过鸭子跟我说话的那天 Mm-hmm. The day God talked to me through a duck.
平时都是撒旦通过鸭子跟我说话 Usually, it was Satan talking through the duck.
但是有一天 撒旦没看到 But one day, satan wasn't looking
然后那只鸭子说 "快点 这是上帝在说话 and the duck said, "Quickly. This is God talking.
你需要为我建一个农场" You need to build me a farm."
这就是为什么我们会在这里 And that's why we're here.
这是来自垃圾箱的惊喜吗？ Is this surprise from a dumpster?
不 不是来自垃圾箱啦 No, it's not from a dumpster.
是我昨天从温迪店里买来的 I picked it up from Wendy's yesterday.
你把他们扔进垃圾箱的东西拿来了 When they throw everything in the dumpster.
是在他们把它扔进垃圾箱之前而已 Before they threw it in the dumpster.
- 之前而已？- 听着 今天是个特殊的日子 - Just before? - Look, the dates are good.
再说 我们从富人那里拿东西派给穷人 And plus, we are taking from the rich to give to the poor.
这有什么不好的？ What don't you like about that?
没什么 Nothing.
现在说这句话还算你聪明 Is the smart thing to say right now.
特警B队 C队就位 完毕 SWAT Team B, Team C is in position. Over.
特警A队？ SWAT A?
噗丝 噗丝 坎德拉 准备惊讶吧 Psst, psst, Kendra, prepare to be amazed.
你的目标正在逼近 Your target's approaching.
是的 目标正在逼近 Yeah. Target's approaching.
兄弟马利克 Brother Malik
饮料车中的炸弹 the bomb in the drinks cart
会让你惊艳的 will do something very beautiful.
爆炸只会带走男人 对吗？ The bomb will only take out the men, right?
- 什么？- 那些男人都是士兵 - What? - The men are the soldiers.
那些女人不是士兵 The women are not the soldiers.
只杀男人 Only the men.
是的 是的 当然 只杀男人 Yes, yes, of course, just the men.
你 你看到车轮上面那个罩了吗？ You -- you see the -- the wheel guards?
- 嗯哼 - 它们可以控制爆炸方向 - Uh-huh. - They shape the blast.
只杀男人 Only the men die in the blast.
100%确定吗？ A hundred percent?
- 不杀女人？- 100% 保证 - No lady jihad? - Hundred percent.
他的良心是女人的乳房做的吧 That's a conscience made of tits.
拨打号码 兄弟 Dial the number, brother.
该出警了 准备行动 女士们 SWAT o'clock. Stand by, ladies.
你忘了按按钮 You missed the button.
哦 准备行动 Oh, SWAT, stand by.
准备行动 特警A队 特警A队准备行动 Stand by, SWAT A. SWAT B stand by.
- 那是什么？- 按3 - What's that? - It's a three.
就 1 2 3的3 You know, like, one, two, three.
混蛋在给陪审团发短信 "我有罪" Fucker's texting the jury, "I am guilty."
现在按5 Now five.
5？不 不 不是5 Five? No, no, not five.
给我另一个数字 Give me another.
- 听着 就是5 - 我害怕5这个数字 - Look, it's five. - I'm scared of fives.
5太邪恶了 兄弟 Five is evil, brother.
中位数 敬礼的蛇 不 The halfway digit. The saluting snake. No.
这家伙太能演了 Did we know he was a pentaphobe?
我害怕5 不要再说5了 I'm scared of fives. No fives.
- 还是说他在擅自阻止行动？- 不可能 我培训过这个疯子 - Or is he just backin' out? - No way. I groomed this psycho.
不 不 圣战没有关闭开关 瑞克 No, no, jihad has no off switch, Rick.
这就像你在梦中 It's like that feeling in a dream
杀死一个孩子的感觉 when you've killed a child.
不 这个号码太诡异了 No. It's the unflushable number.
哦 好了 快提取整个电话号码 Oh, okay, just bring up the whole number.
这个号码怎么有这么多5 That number is a plague of fuckin' fives.
如果那家伙害怕5 If the guy is afraid of fives
那这个号码确实简直就像噩梦了 then that number's a real soup sandwich.
下个数字是2 所以要输的数字其实是52 The next number is a two, so it's like a 52.
是5 老兄 还是5 That's a five, brother. It's still a five.
我们这是在自找麻烦 安迪 We are dialing our own bomb here, Andy.
我们是不是应该把这个该死的笨蛋送回家？ Shall we just send the fuckin' target home?
好了 现在按4 Okay, now four.
你来按 You do it.
是4 不是5了 This is a four. It's not even a five.
求求你 我的手指动不了了 Please. My fingers won't work anymore.
只是炸死几个该死的小毛孩 我的天啊 It's just killing a few fucking kids. Jesus Christ!
我拨一个4 你拨一个4 好吗？ I dial one four, you dial one four, okay?
你拨最后一个数字 兄弟 Dial the last number, brother.
快拨 来吧 Dial it. Come on.
- 快变 - 行动 行动 行动 - Shazam! - Go, go, go!
行动 Go.
我想上帝阻止了它 老兄 I think God stopped it, brother.
警察 现在举起手来 Police! Hands up, now!
警察 快把手放在头顶 Police! Let me see your hands!
- 蹲下 - 趴在地上 - Get down! - On the ground!
成功了 Yes!
做得不错 伙计们 特浓咖啡 一块糖 Great job, guys. Ristretto. One sugar cube.
是啊 做得不错 伙计们 Yeah. Great job, guys.
太糟糕了 伙计们 炸弹的大部分号码都是我们拨的 Shitty job, guys. Most of that bomb was dialed by us.
如果我的陪审团有人 What if some libtard on my jury
认为这对阿里·本·威瑟有点不公平怎么办？ thinks that's a little unfair to Ali Bin Weasel?
嘿 Hey!
混蛋 怕5到底是什么狗屎事儿？ Assholes, what the fuck was that fives bullshit?
- 这是你的错 - 你看过文书的 瑞克 - This is your fault. - You saw the paperwork, Rick.
不要拿文书做借口 安迪 Don't hide behind a piece of paper, Andy
除非你是他妈的卫生棉条包装纸 unless you're a fuckin' tampon wrapper.
对 Right.
你说卫生棉条了吗？ You mean tampon?
听着 我不要这个案子了 好吗？ Look, I'm dropping it, alright?
我是一位天才律师 但一个人需要以一个更好的案子收官 I'm a genius attorney, but you need to retire on a better case
除非你想在你的晚年 unless you wanna spend your twilight years
去赛格威当商场巡警 on a Segway as a mall cop.
顺便说一下好了 这是联邦调查局的行动 For the record, this is an FBI operation
警察不需做任何决策 in which the police played no decision-making role.
一个带着小徽章的人说的这话 Says the man with a very small badge.
不 警察徽章比联邦调查局徽章大14% No, police badge is 14 percent larger than an FBI badge.
而且重量也更重 And it's also heavier by weight.
纯洁兄弟 我以后就叫你这个了 Brother Pure, that's what I'm gonna call you.
因为你像鸽子尿一样纯洁 伙计 'Cause you're pure like the piss of a dove, man.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
艾克斯教授 非洲农民 并不纯净 Professor X, Farmer Africa, are not pure.
- X是指马尔科姆·艾克斯？- 是代表X翼星际战斗机 - X like Malcolm X? - After the X-Wing.
"星球大战"里的 如果这个兄弟下定决心的话 他保准能飞起来 "Star Wars." This brother could fly if he put his mind to it.
我们的大脑有百分之九十七没有被激活 老兄 Ninety-seven percent of our brains aren't used, bruh.
但你的情况应该是100%都没用过 One hundred percent in your case.
总有一天 我只要动一点脑子 Come the day, I shall buckle those cranes
就能把这些起重机扣上 兄弟们 with one flick of my brain, brothers.
那一天终会到来 And the day is coming.
是时候在他们的天然食品里放满钉子炸弹了 Time to put nail bombs in their Whole Foods.
- 不 老兄 - 不 当然 只放一个 - No, brother. - No, sure, just one.
不 老兄 你不能那样做 No, brother, you may not do that.
不 但是我们会 No, but we may.
告诉我我们为什么不这么做？ Why may we not?
我们不会去发动一场注定失败的种族战争 We shall not start a race war we will definitely lose.
农民军尚未扩大规模 The Farmer Army is not yet to scale.
当图森特将军在教堂遭到袭击后 When General Toussaint was attacked after church
他回击了那个打他的白人吗？ did he strike the white man who hit him?
他放火了吗？ Did he set him on fire?
他等了十年才发动革命 He waited ten years for the revolution
然后才揍了他 对吗？ then he bopped him, right?
- 不对 - 是的 老兄 - No. - Yes, brother.
我是说那边出事了 I mean, that no.
该死的 Damn!
我怎么跟你说的 如果你不付钱会怎么样? What did I tell you was gonna happen if you didn't pay?
- 驱逐通知 - 驱逐通知 - Notice of eviction. - Notice of eviction.
- 搬出去 你不付钱 -你不能就这么走进去... - All out. You ain't paid. - You can't just walk in..
是的 是的 已经月底了 Yeah, yeah, it's to the end of the month
我们还没有收到钱 鲁本 that we ain't paid, Ruben.
别废话 好吗？ Right, but that's bullshit, okay?
听着 我是一位非常成功的商人 好吗？ Look, I'm a very successful businessman, alright?
我有3个手表 3个时区 I got watches showin' three different times.
鲁本 鲁本 兄弟 Ruben, Ruben, brother.
你吃过的最大的煎蛋卷有多大？ How big is the biggest omelet you ever ate?
不 鸡蛋不行 No, not eggs.
那要不要尝尝跟小说里一样 What about eggs that taste like eggs
好吃的煎蛋卷？ before science fiction?
你不能再用鸡蛋付钱了 维纳斯 You're not payin' me in eggs again, Venus.
好吧 那炸土豆怎么样？ Okay, how about some fried potatoes?
是我在跳蚤市场买的 I bought 'em by the flea market.
你可以在餐厅里用 You could use 'em at your restaurant.
很好的土豆 兄弟 Real good ones, brother.
卖给我的人说他都舍不得卖掉它们 Man said he could hardly bear to sell them.
- 是木头来的 - 什么？是木头吗？ - They're wooden. - They're what? They're wooden?
摩 你没检查土豆吗？ You didn't check the potatoes, Mo?
什么？ 但是他给我看的那些是真土豆 What? But the ones he showed me were real.
你应该检查下它们的 好吗？ You should have checked 'em, alright?
从什么时候开始 我们还得开始检查土豆是不是木头 Since when did we have to start checking if potatoes was wood..
- 是我我就检查 - 我可以给你搞台机器 - Yeah, well, I checked them. - I can get you that machine.
X光机 The X-ray machine.
不知道你们在说什么 No idea what you're talkin' about.
我知道你在做什么 老兄 I know what you're doin', bruh.
你在做一个射线枪 肮脏的狗屎玩意儿 You're makin' a ray gun, some dirty cool shit.
你喝醉的时候说的 You said when you was drunk.
听着 听着 你想要射线枪吗？我有 Look, look, you want a ray gun? I got what you need.
我要上等好货 不然你们就给我搬走 I'll take good merchandise or you're out.
但是 呃 听着 老兄 But, uh, look, brother.
- 它是弯的 - 只是枪头弯了点 不耽误用 - It's bent. - Just at one end. On purpose.
摩西 你知道真正的射线枪是怎么运作的吗？ Moses, you know how a real ray gun works?
那是枪的那部分 现在你需要的只是射线 老兄 That's the gun part. Now all you need is the rays, brother.
好吧 听着 我有个客户需要可以放出射线的 Okay, look, I have a client who needs radioactive material
放射性物质 就像油棒一样 that gives off rays, like fuel rods
或者是X光机里面的一些零件 or something from an X-ray machine.
这基本上只是一个没啥鸟用的纸片 This is basically just a fuckhead's paperweight.
我会把它弄直的 I'll unbend it.
迈阿密联邦调查局 - 大门入口
- 大楼不错 安迪 - 多谢夸奖 瑞克 - Nice building, Andy. - Thanks, Rick.
局里的人造这玩意儿的时候磕嗨了吗? Was the bureau high when they commissioned this?
因为它还真看起来就像人格障碍似的 'Cause it actually looks like a personality disorder.
他那时高兴过头了 Oh, he's on a roll.
因为本·拉登事件 You know, Bin Laden got you this.
什么玩意儿 It's a shit roll.
你们应该在大楼前挂一张 You guys should put a big picture of him
他的大照片 up the front of the building
就像桑德斯上校的徽标那样 like the Colonel Sanders logo.
狗嘴里吐不出象牙来 Shit just rolls out of his mouth.
所以 至于把你调到商场当巡警的事 瑞克 So, as to your mall cop jibe, Rick --
看来你要说教我好久了 You're gonna pitch me the next 9/11.
你知道的 墨西哥真主党 You know, the Mexican Hezbollah
计划在奥兰多发动袭击 is planning an attack on Orlando.
鳄鱼泛滥街头？ Flooding the streets with alligators?
- 这仍是一个威胁 瑞克 - 这是个狗屎 - Still a threat, Rick. - It's a literal croc of shit.
有个家伙想从一个燃烧的气球上 There's a guy who wants to attack a strip club
袭击脱衣舞俱乐部 from a balloon with flaming urine.
那是个便衣警察 That was an undercover cop.
他失控了 还憋坏了自己的膀胱 He had a breakdown and he blew up his own bladder.
对 Right.
摩西·沙巴兹这家伙怎么样？ What about this guy Moses Shabazz?
谁？ Who?
他在脸书直播上鼓吹推翻政府 He preaches overthrow of the government on Facebook Live.
他有吗？谢丽尔好像知道这个 He does? Cheryl has that.
她是我的妻子 她很棒的 That's my wife. She's quite cool.
- 他谈论什么黑人圣战 - 对 - He talks about black jihad. - Right.
嗯？经典的孤狼 Huh? Classic lone wolf.
呃 实际上他们有4个人 Uh, there's four of them, actually.
一群孤独的狼 当然了 Pack of lone wolves. Had to happen.
- 这是穿制服的民兵 - 哦 - It's a uniformed militia. - Oh.
等等 安迪 他是黑人？ Wait. Andy, he's black?
- 是的 - 他妈的黑人？ - Yeah. - Fuckin' black?
- 真的吗？- 等等 - Seriously? - Hold on.
他们所有人 他们都是他妈的黑人 All these, they're totally fuckin' black.
我是说 清醒点 大家伙 拜托 I mean, wake up, people. Come on.
我们喜欢棕色的 但黑色就不行了 We're down with brown, but black is whack.
- 黑人咋了？- 不要曲解我的意思 - Black is whack? - Don't twist my words.
我不是种族主义者 黑人目标不酷而已 I'm not racist. Black targets are no longer cool.
这不是我的错 警察都已经开始对肤色有偏见了 It's not my fault. The cops have fucked the legal optics.
你是说 他们的皮肤是黑色的 You mean, their skin's black,
但是它们基本上也算棕色的 对吗？ but they're basically brown, right?
想想伊斯兰酋长 Think ISIL Panthers.
- 呃 棕色的黑人 - 棕色的黑人 - Uh, brown blacks. - Brown blacks.
先生 如果他们触犯了法律 哪怕是树皮做的皮肤都不要紧 Sir, if they break the law, it doesn't matter if their skin's
他们就算崇拜穿跳伞服的猪也不要紧 made of bark and they worship a pig in a wing suit.
对 Right.
我可以去找到当地的线人 So I can get the local informant --
呃 我的线人 雷扎 他可以 Uh, my informant, Reza, he could set up a meeting
为沙巴兹和一个由沙滩线人 between this Shabazz
诺·阿丁乔装的 and, um, a rich ISIL sheikh
有钱的伊斯兰酋长安排一次会面 played by the beach informant, Nur Ad-din.
他很讨厌 但是他是个很好的引子 He's annoying, but he's a good closer.
呃 诺·阿丁讨厌其他线人 独行侠 Uh, Nur Ad-din hates other informants. Flies solo.
我想如果我们把他送回叙利亚 他会更不爽 I think he would hate it more if we sent him back to Syria
虽然说那里的房地产交易 even though the real estate deals
现在应该如日中天 are supposed to be amazing right now.
好吧 让我们给摩西·沙巴兹一些资金 Right, so let's offer this Moses Shabazz some funds
让他能买一些军事装备 呃 目录里的那些 get him some military equipment from, uh, some catalogue.
他没有执照 给他拿些自动武器 He has no license. Get him some automatic weapons.
你能帮他搞定吗? Could you walk him across the line?
当然可以 棕色黑人目标 很好 Of course, yeah. Brown blacks track, yes.
- 对 - 她的意思是不行 - Right. - She means no.
我是说 理论上她可以 但是雷扎为我们工作 I mean, theoretically she could, but Reza works for us
因为我们要保护他免受未成年人的性指控 because we're shielding him from sex charges with minors
他还没摆脱掉呢 and he's still at it.
我们不应该让一名女探员去冒险 We shouldn't expose a female agent to that
尤其是一个娇小的女探员 especially a very small one.
这是性别歧视 身高歧视 That's sexist, and heightist and probably offensive
这对恋童癖者来说可能是一种冒犯 to pedophiles, which is really something.
我 我能搞定雷扎 I can -- I can handle Reza, yeah.
很好 呃 不要搞砸了啊 Good. Uh, please don't fuck it up.
我不会搞砸的 我不会让你们失望的 我不会让你们当中任何人失望 Won't fuck it up. Won't let you down. Won't let any of you down.
除了史蒂芬 因为他就盼着我搞砸呢 Except for Stevie, 'cause he wants me to fuck it up.
所以我会高兴地让他失望 So I will let him down happily.
我们被驱逐这事儿可毁了我们的人生啊 薇 I think we ruined with this eviction thing, Vee.
板上钉钉 彻底毁了 Like flat tire, empty icebox ruined.
没有农场就成不了农民 Can't be a farmer without a farm.
我甚至挪不动轮子[无法起义] I can't even move the wheel.
任何地方都可以成为我们的农场 这是一种心态 A farm can be anywhere, Mo. It's an attitude of mind.
它们让我昏昏欲睡 They make me drowsy.
它们会避免你想着 And they stop you from thinking
动物们能跟你说话 that animals can talk to you
或者你有5个胳膊 or that you have five arms.
该死 Damn!
是我的手太热了 还说是奇迹发生了？ Was it the heat of my hands or was it a miracle?
你 你刚才吹气了吗？ Did you -- did you blow?
没有 我努力了 No. I made an effort.
我是说 如果你不先试试 I mean, will God bring down the cranes
上帝会把起重机弄下来给你吗？ if you ain't trying first?
资本家会把他们的别墅盖在我们头上吗？ Will the gentrificators dump their condos on our heads?
- 我不这么认为 - 我不这么认为 - I don't think so. - I don't think so.
你的比基尼掉在我的嘴里了 Your bikini comes off in my mouth.
不是我的风格 Not my style.
我想用我的蛋蛋感受你炙热和娇憨的喘息 I want to feel your hot, moaning breath on my ball sack.
听起来也不像本人 Doesn't sound like me either.
你今天这两个都说过了 雷扎 她多大了？ You said them both today, Reza. How old was she?
- 35还是36？- 才15 - Thirty-five? Thirty-six? - Fifteen.
- 还未成年 - 她是加拿大人 - A minor. - She was Canadian.
加拿大好像没有未成年人吧 They don't even have minors in Canada.
我有800页的资料可以证明这个 I've got 800 pages of this stuff.
我是你和20年监狱生活之间的唯一屏障 I'm all that stands between you and 20 years in a penitentiary
监狱里的人会用你的尖叫来点亮灯光哦 that uses your screams to power the lights.
迷人的小可爱
放松 农夫X 走 Let up, Farmer X. Go!
走 And go.
上 Up!
下 Down!
上 Up!
下 Down!
走 Go!
下 Down!
胳膊掐腰 Arms up!
鸭子步 Duck walk.
鸭子很强大 强大才能获胜 Ducks are strong. Strong ducks win.
鸭子是强壮的鸭子 Ducks are mighty ducks.
- 对不对 纯洁兄弟？- 先生 - Right, Brother Pure? - Sir.
- 你好 - 嘿 雷扎 - Hello. - Hey, Reza.
你好 姐姐 你好 Salaam Alaikum,sister. How are you?
你好 Hello. Buk-buk-buk.
- 店主兄弟 - 他肯定有什么小算盘 - Brother Shopkeeper. - The man's up to somethin'.
是的 来帮助你的事业 Yes, to help in your enterprise.
是什么事业啊 兄弟？ And what enterprise would that be, brother?
实际上 所有的事业 All of it, actually.
种植新鲜蔬菜 下棋 Growing the fresh vegetables, playing chess
保持健康 伟大的转变 keeping fit, the great inversion
放下吊车 bringing down the cranes
搞垮政府 bringing down the government.
- 什么样的帮助？- 现金 - What sort of help? - Cash.
非常大的一笔现金 Really quite a lot of cash.
别唱了 Stop makin' that noise.
告诉我 雷扎 你刚才说的是什么钱？ So tell me, Reza, what cash you talkin' about?
- 我的叔叔... - 把你的T恤脱掉 - My uncle -- - Take your shirt off.
- 是什么钱 老兄？- 我的叔叔 - What cash, brother? - My uncle --
星星跳 Star jump.
我叔叔来自中东 My uncle from the Middle East
他非常欣赏你的工作 he very much admires your work.
我的工作？来自中东？波比跳 My work? From the Middle East? Burpee.
他们四处旅行 They travel widely.
非常富有 They're very rich.
我们对现金没兴趣 We have no interest in cash.
告诉我这活儿怎么搞 Tell me how it works.
鸭子蹲 Duck pose.
我的叔叔来到假日酒店 My uncle comes to the Holiday Inn.
我们不想被你意淫出来的叔叔耍了 雷扎 We don't need to get hustled by your imaginary uncle, Reza.
我没有意淫 他是真的 He is not imaginary. He is real.
他是圣战者 He is a mujahideen.
他因为脚部中弹 He has a bad limp, from a bullet
走路一瘸一拐的 是的 to the foot. Yes.
- 他有双折叠鞋 - 他叫什么名字？骗子叔叔？ - He has a built-up shoe. - What's his name? Uncle Scam?
苏丹纳和我有很多不错的融资选择 老兄 Sultana and me, we got plenty of good finance options, bruh.
- 富国银行 美国银行 - 美元银行 - Wells Fargo. Bank of America. - The United Dollars Bank.
- 一大笔钱 - 我们有选择 - The big money buildin'. - We got options.
- 还有旁边的另一家 - 谢谢你 雷扎 - The other one next to it. - Thank you, Reza.
好吧 Okay.
我很高兴你不需要我 Then I'm happy to hear you don't need me.
我很弱 但我很有钱哦 I am weak, but I am strong.
沙巴兹先生和夫人 Mr. and Mrs. Al Shabazz.
- 佛兹先生 - 嗨 你们好 - Mr. Foltz. - Hi. How you doin'?
来自农场的礼物 A gift from the farm.
新鲜鸡蛋 茄子和黑茶 Fresh chicken eggs, eggplant and black Yaupon tea.
可以用牙齿把树皮咬掉 Filter out the bark with your teeth.
它被拉过了 都是些碎片 不过都是纤维来的 所以它质量很好 It's strained, but the debris, it's just fiber, so it's good.
- 这是我们的一些产品 - 只带来了一些 - An example of our produce. - Just some.
请坐 Please, be seated.
所以 你们想申请慈善贷款吗？ So the, uh, charitable loan, yes?
六个社区之星农场想申请一万美金的慈善贷款 Ten thousand dollars for the Star of Six Community Farm.
是非盈利用途吗？ It's the non-profit application?
是的 先生 我们亏损了 Correct, sir. We make a loss.
经济上亏损 但是精神上收获了很多 Financial loss, but spiritual gain.
- 但是 我是说 我们可以改变 - 没错 - But, I mean, we can change. - Oh, sure.
如果你喜欢或者更好做事的话 可以记录成盈利用途 Put that as a profit if you like, if that's better.
呃 可能还有个问题 Uh, right, there might also be a problem
事关你的501税收减免申请 with your 501 tax relief application.
我们有申请 只是没有写下来 We have that, just not in writing.
如果国税局怀疑你们是政治用途的话 So the IRS might fail your organization
可能不会批准你们的申请 if it's seen to be political?
是的 这就是为什么没有书面申请 Yeah, that's why it's not in writing
因为写下来是不对的 'cause the writing is wrong.
所以你们不是出于政治因素？ Uh, so you're not political?
一切都事关政治 老兄 Well, everything's political, brother.
- 听着 我们不是政治用途 - 哪有一家银行政治 - I mean, we're not political. - No more than a bank.
听着 我的农民们过去常常卖毒品 老兄 Look, my farmers used to sell drugs, bruh.
现在他们为万能上帝种植羽衣甘蓝 养元帅鸭 Now they grow kale and marshal ducks for the Almighty.
那很棒 That is great.
你知道马库斯·加维说过 You know Marcus Garvey said
他之后还会再有三个选中之人吗？ there would be three more after him?
以利亚 穆罕默德 马尔科姆X Elijah, Muhammad, Malcolm X
第三个尚未透露 and the third has yet to be revealed.
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
我的使命是尽我所能 My mission is to change the lives of poor people
去改变穷人的生活 using all my abilities
包括尚未开发的隐形物品 including the untapped invisible.
宇宙中的所有电子 All the electrons in space.
我血统中强大的野兽 The mighty beast of my bloodline.
你应该知道我是 You should know that I descend
强大的熊的后代 from a long line of powerful bears.
这不仅仅是一个农场 更是一所学校 It's not just a farm. I mean, it's a school.
你把钱借给美甲店 I mean, you lend to the nail bar
他们在里面开妓院 and they jerk off Koreans out back.
大家都这么说 可能有点种族主义 所以... That's just what folks say. It may be racist, so..
好吧 听着 也许如果你能提供抵押物的话 Okay, uh, look, maybe if you could provide security
我们可以直接贷款 we could just do a, a straight loan.
你有抵押或者... Do you have security or..
你有什么抵押物 What security do you have
除了破产的美国政府？ apart from the American government which is bust?
联邦存款保险公司 Well, the Federal Depository Insurance Corporation
为这家银行的所有账户提供高达25万美元的资金 backs up all the accounts at this bank up to $250,000.
所以就你要的农场现金而言 So in terms of cash for your farm
这似乎行不通 it just doesn't seem like this is gonna work out.
抱 抱歉 I'm -- I'm sorry.
- 你好 - 黑色圣诞老人 - Hello! - Black Santa prevail.
- 是的 黑色圣诞老人 - 这是什么？ - Yes, Black Santa. - What is this?
你叔叔想让我们做一些 Your uncle wants us on some pyramid
清洁产品的传销生意吗? selling deal for cleaning products?
还是什么差不多的东西？ Somethin' like that?
苏丹 我向你保证 Sultan, I assure you
我叔叔人好又多金 my uncle is good straight cash.
兄弟 拿这个 不要害怕使用它 Take this, brother. Don't be afraid to use it.
11点06分开始录音 Activating recording at 11:06.
我有一些收据给你报销 I have some expense receipts for you.
基本就是平时那些 房租 食物 天然气 It's mostly the usual. Rent, food, gas.
还有这该死的矫形鞋 This fucking orthopedic clog.
雷扎 拿着那东西 Reza, take that thing.
把它放在这儿 中心位置 Put it right there, in the center.
告诉他我现在见他 Tell him I will see him now.
22次压力咨询和按摩 Twenty-two stress consultations and a massage
以及一个鲍比·布朗套盒 也是为了减轻压力买的 and a Bobby Brown boxset for more stress
因为我不得不杀死一只狗 because I had to kill a dog.
先知现在要见你 The prophet will see you now.
你把这条鱼带过来给我 就可以走了 You bring this fish to me and go.
他是我的鱼 你这个畜生 He is my fish, you brute.
他们给你的钱本来该是我的 The money they pay you should be coming to me.
我现在就能把你的蛋蛋捏碎 So my hands are crushing your balls even when I let go.
走 Let's go.
先知萨拉姆·阿莱库姆 Salaam Alaikum,prophet.
- 请随意 - 谢谢 - Make yourself comfortable. - Thank you.
请坐在桌子上 Have a seat on the table.
这是我们的习俗 It is our custom.
- 那么... - 那么... - So.. - So..
IS（伊斯兰国）的首席酋长非常欣赏您的工作 Your work is very much admired by the chief sheikh of IS.
税务局？ The tax office?
不幸的是他们不欣赏我的工作 Unfortunately they do not admire my work.
IS 先知 伊斯兰国？ IS, prophet. Islamic State?
是基地组织 Al-Qaeda, same thing.
基地组织 嗯 Al-Qaeda. Yes.
我为你们痛失了奥萨马酋长而难过 I'm sorry for the loss of your Sheikh Osama.
虽然你知道他从未真正存在过 Though you know he never really existed.
他是欧洲妄想症虚构出来的 He was a figment of European paranoia
这就是为什么他依旧活着 which is why he still lives.
你没能润滑这头蠢驴的屁眼吧
不是润滑油的问题 是你的老二就像没骨头的癞蛤蟆
我要杀了你
我叔叔说他的酋长提供很多钱 My uncle says that his sheikh offers large sums of money
来帮助被压迫的人们建立军队 to help oppressed people build armies.
你有一支军队吧 先知？ You have an army, prophet?
- 每个国家都有一支军队 - 是的 - Every nation has an army. - Yes.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
你的军队有多少人？ How large is your army?
哦 非常多 Oh, large.
明天你能带多少人来这儿？ How many could you have here tomorrow?
- 4个 - 一个4人的军队吗？ - Four. - An army of four?
实际上是5个 我的女儿该升职了 Five, actually. My daughter is due for promotion.
剩下的以后回来 明天先来几个 然后会更多 The rest would come on a first some, then more basis.
摩西先生 你是认真的吗？ Mr. Moses, are you serious?
- 我 我是认真的吗？- 是的 - Am -- am I serious? - Yes.
给他一份物品清单 店主 Give him a list of the hardware, Shopkeeper.
"十卷栅栏 工作靴 工作服" "Ten rolls of fencing. Work boots. Overalls."
- "一个鸡笼？" - 还有给我妻子的手表 - "A chicken coop?" - And a watch for my wife.
还有一匹马 And a horse.
他们不骑马 They don't do horses
但是一个将军应该有一匹马 but a general should have a horse.
也许你的军队也需要武器？ Perhaps your army needs weapons too?
枪 Guns.
- 枪 - 不 - Guns. - No.
阿拉说 直到那天来临 子弹武器都必须保持沉默 Allah says until the day shall the bullet weapon be silent.
你的农场不用什么来保护吗？ Nothing to defend your farm?
我们有一个弩 We have a crossbow.
如果有必要 我们会去召唤恐龙 And if necessary, we'll call on the dinosaurs.
中情局还剩下一些 The CIA has some left over
是在欧洲人消灭它们时留下的 from when the Europeans wiped them out.
我们相信 一旦吹响号角 We believe that at the sound of a trumpet
它们会来帮助我们的 they will come to our aid.
- 很好 老兄 - 射线枪是子弹武器吗？ - Very good, brother, yes. - Is a ray gun a bullet weapon?
- 什么？-射线枪 - What? - A ray gun.
你想要射线枪吗？ X射线？放射性物质？ You want a ray gun? X-rays? Radioactives?
我可以找到同位素 I can find isotopes.
苏丹 鲁宾的枪不使用子弹 Ruben's gun don't use no bullets, Sultan.
不 但我们只允许 No, but we only permit projectiles
可见领域的投射物 of the visible realm.
当然了 很好老兄 我会转达给酋长 Of course. Very good, brother. I shall put this to the sheikh.
这样他就可以资助我们的任务吗？ So that he may fund our mission?
听天由命 听天由命 Inshallah, inshallah.
愿黑色圣诞老人获胜 May Black Santa prevail.
是的 还有黑凯撒 Yes, and Black Caesar
还有黑色的白雪公主和黑色的霸王龙 and Black Snow White and Black T-Rex.
他可能会付给我们 He's gotta be good for what
大概...500美金 对吗？ like...$500, right?
摩西大人 这些人都是非常认真的人 Lord Moses, these are very serious people.
他们可能会付 They pay, like..
...5万美金 ...$50,000.
- 5万？- 是的 - Fifty thousand? - Yes.
但是要有适当的军队武器 But for proper army weapons.
而不是这些令人难以置信的玩意儿 Not these things so incredibly offbeat.
我需要枪支 突击武器 摧毁政府 I need guns. Assault weapons. Destroy the government.
- 你说什么？ - 攻击武器 - What did you say? - Assault weapons.
呃 要摧毁政府 是的 Uh, destroy the government. Yes, please.
很好 老兄 Very good, brother.
努拉 Nura.
你知道监狱里所有的黑人兄弟吗？ You know all the black brothers in jail?
那就是我们的军队 等待着我们救他们出去呢 That is our army, waitin' for us to break 'em out.
像图森将军和斯巴达克斯一样 Like General Toussaint. Like Spartacus.
黑色圣诞老人驾着雪橇冲进白宫 Black Santa crashin' his sleigh into the White House.
但是你说不允许用枪 But you said guns are not allowed.
我向上帝祈祷 上帝说允许用枪了 Well, I just prayed to God and He told me they are.
我闭上眼睛 他在我的眼皮上写着"可以用枪" I shut my eyes and he wrote "Guns okay" on my eyelids.
可以用枪 Guns okay.
酋长给现金对吧? It's cash, right, from the sheikh?
不是骆驼背上开的支票吧？ Not checks written on camels?
是美金 老兄 American dollars, brother.
还有50支卡拉什尼科夫冲锋枪 And 50 Kalashnikov assault rifles for your army
香蕉架 折叠式枪托 banana clip, folding stock.
嗯 努拉 Um, Nura.
可不可以现在就付我们钱 枪明年再给？ How about money now, guns next year?
这样我们就可以建立一个框架 So that we can build a rack.
一个坚固的框架 A good sturdy rack.
而且我们还可以有时间练习 Also so we have time to practice
这样一来 当我们拿到枪支时 我们就会很快上手 so that when we get the guns, we're good with them.
当然 你也可以用我的枪练习 You can practice with my guns, of course.
用活着的美国人当靶子 就是这样 Use living Americans as targets, yes.
谁在乎你射击卡菲尔是射穿他的脑袋 Who cares if you shoot a Kaffir, a bull's-eye through the brain
还是打烂他的半张脸? or just rip half its face off?
脸颊抖动 眼睛破裂 对吧 Cheeks flap, eyes burst, yes?
脸颊 脸颊抖动 眼睛破裂 Cheek, cheeks flap. Eyes burst.
基地组织杂志 Al-Qaeda magazine.
激励 用饼干做弹头
上帝的奇迹有多种形式 God's miracles take many forms
兄弟姐妹们 brothers and sisters.
我们不质疑他们 We do not question them.
黑人 六角星 圣战
我们接受上帝对我们的计划 我们深表感谢 We accept God's plan for us and we are grateful.
以真主阿拉的名义 麦基洗德 耶稣 黑人圣诞老人 In the name of Allah, Melchizedek, Jesus, Black Santa
穆罕默德和图森特将军 Muhammad and General Toussaint.
什么？来吧 告诉我这不好 What? Come on, tell me this ain't good.
- 不好 - 你喜欢手表吗？ - This ain't good. - You like your watch?
你的靴子 老兄？新制服如何？ Your boots, brothers? Your -- your new uniforms?
- 还有这个？- 你不用读它 - And this? - You don't have to read it.
小小圣战士
5万 薇 我们做到了 50K, Vee. We made.
雷扎的叔叔给了你5万美金 你现在被他牵着鼻子走 Reza's uncle gives you 50K, he owns your ass.
是我牵着他的鼻子 宝贝 我把他给忽悠了 I own his ass, babe. I hustled him.
他是个古怪的家伙 他还会给我们枪的 He's a wonky wheel. He's gonna give us guns too.
- 但是我告诉他 - 枪？ - But I told him -- - Guns?
是的 但是你们不必担心 兄弟 Yeah, but you don't have to worry, bruh.
我们会把它们埋地下 We're just gonna take 'em and bury 'em under
六英尺的混凝土里 six feet of concrete.
来吧 我们要去我姐姐家 Come on. We're goin' to my sister's.
等等 薇 Vee. Wait. Vee!
我们甚至可以用混凝土填充枪支 We can even fill our guns with concrete
将它们漆成白色 然后当作栅栏来用 paint 'em white and use 'em for fence posts.
我们骗了这个家伙 We hustlin' this guy.
你本是在试图从枪支中拯救这些男孩 You trying to save these boys from guns.
你就为了一顶帽子和一匹马而放弃信仰了吗? You just gonna throw it all away for a hat and a horse?
你用竹竿做炸弹 You make a bomb out of bamboo canes.
- 你看到你在做什么了吗？ - 他不是那个意思 - You see what you're doing? - He don't mean that.
你是那个意思吗？ Do you mean that?
糖 椰子 漂白剂和丙酮 Sugar, coconut, bleach and acetone.
这不是我们 摩 This ain't us, Mo.
这才不是农场的样子 This ain't the farm.
5万美金 我保住了农场 50K, Vee. I'm savin' the farm.
如果你信的话 那就没什么好救的了 If you believe that, then there ain't nothin' to save.
走吧 亲爱的 Come on, baby girl.
先生 可是我们不信仰枪支 不是吗？ Sir, we don't believe in guns, though, do we?
当然不 但我跟上帝交谈过 Of course not, but I just talked to God
他告诉我除非你开火 否则枪支只是一支棍子而已 and He told me unless you fire it, a gun is just a stick.
好吧 我建议你再问他一次 Well, I suggest you ask Him again.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 他说了同样的话 Thank you. He said the same thing.
- 我们结束了 摩 - 薇 - We done, Mo. - Vee.
她的一半是我姐姐 Fifty percent of her is my sister.
那叫同父异母的姐姐 She's your half-sister.
好吧 是咯 Well, yeah.
苏丹 黑圣诞老人与你同在 Black Santa be with you, Sultan.
你被耍了 摩 You're bein' played, Mo.
但是 薇 薇 是我在耍他们 But, Vee, Vee, what if I'm playin' them
谁能耍我呢？ whoever it is that's playin' me?
是人拉小提琴 不是小提琴拉人 A violin don't play a bow.
薇 薇 Vee! Vee!
罗莎 宝贝 开门 宝贝 开门 Rosa, baby, open the door. Open the door, baby.
- 妈妈？- 不要 - Mom? - No.
开门 开门 Open the door! Open the door!
开... 薇 不要走 Open the.. Vee, no!
薇 薇 Vee! Vee!
你觉得这破事儿能出头吗？ You think this shit gonna work out?
原谅我的用词 Excuse my language.
你有一张又长又聪明的脸 马妹妹 You have a long, wise face, sister horse.
薇会回来吗？ Is Vee comin' back?
你能回答我吗？ Can you answer me?
不会 No.
我是不是把我们所代表的一切都搞砸了? Have I just blown everything we stand for?
天啊 Holy shit!
是我做到的吗？ Did I just do that?
是我？ Did I?
好了 伙计们 食物来了 Okay, guys, food's up.
有葵花籽 干蔓越莓籽条 I got you sunflower seeds, dried cranberry
脆甘蓝 chia seed bars, crispy kale.
还有甜甜圈和咖啡 来吧 And donuts and coffee. Come on.
嘿 50枚针都钻在那些枪上了 对吗？ Hey, all 50 pins drilled out on those guns, right?
逮捕计划 纳入三号档案箱 Arrest plan, box three.
在红色的闪存盘上有每个钻孔的视频 There's a video of each drilling on the red flash drive.
顺序正确吗？ In the right order?
序列号就是日期 Serial number equals date
是 顺序没错的 equals yes, in the right order.
50把枪听起来不错 是吧? So 50 AKs sounds about right, yeah?
我真希望这个混蛋能炸了迪斯尼乐园 I kind of wish this asshole was gonna blow up Disney World.
- 肯定会的 - 注意了 - It's solid. - Heads up.
你的小情人在二楼 Your pet kiddy kisser's on level two.
他是来抱怨努·阿丁的 He's come to bitch about Nur Ad-din.
呃 那家伙是你逮捕计划里的啥环节? Uh, what sub-tab is that in your arrest plan here?
他是一个无关紧要的小角色 He's timeline peripheral.
你能给他点钱 甩掉他吗？ Can you just pay his expenses, get rid of him, please?
也是很高兴当一个小角色 Happy to be just peripherals guy.
不要低估自己 史蒂夫 Don't sell yourself short, Stevie.
我是说 你没看到你的特别逮捕计划吗? I mean, didn't you see your special arrest plan?
这一点都不好笑 因为我根本笑不出来 所以... That's not funny because I'm not even laughing, so..
搞毛啊 伙计 你多大了？ Fuck me, guys. How old are you?
- 谢谢你 先生 - 你5岁了吗？ - Thank you, sir. - Are you five?
这个很有梗 先生 谢谢 Good one, sir. Thanks.
设立防线 我们需要四... Setting up a perimeter, we need four --
- 枪准备好了 检查完毕 - 好的 - Guns in place. Check. - Okay.
这是好人的那一部分 做个好人真好 It's the good guys bit. It's good being the good guys.
告诉特警待命 Tell SWAT to stand by.
看呀 摩西要拿枪了 And, lo, Moses shall take the guns
瞧着吧 坎德拉会抓住他的 and, lo, Kendra shall bust his ass.
收到 特警正在待命 Copy that. SWAT A is standing by.
为什么他在那儿停了？他在做什么？ Why has he stopped there? What is he doing?
哦 哇哦 Oh, wow!
- 真实的哇 - 什么? - Actual factual wow. - What?
你能帮我把闭路电视投影到智能板上吗? Can you chuck the CCTV up on the smart board for me?
他在这里？ He's here?
不是吧 Oh, come on!
2分钟之前 Two minutes ago.
1分钟 实时录像 One minute. Real time.
去他娘的 Shit a pineapple.
可不是嘛 去他娘的 Shit a live yodeling manatee.
先生 你叫什么名字？ What is your full name, sir?
101 - 接待处 - 01号摄像头
摩西·沙巴兹 Moses Al Shabazz.
- 那是我干的 - 抱歉你说什么？ - That was me. - I'm sorry?
我和我的马 你知道吗 那是我们做的 Me and my horse. You know, we did that.
先生 您有预约吗？ Sir, do you have an appointment?
你能帮我预约一下吗？ Could you make me one?
-好的 现在我们该怎么办？ - 我不知道 安迪 - Okay, what do we do now? - I don't know, Andy.
也许我们应该问问 Maybe we should ask the special agent
负责这座大楼的特殊机构 in charge of this building.
好吧 我去和摩西谈谈 看看他想要什么 Okay, uh, I'll go talk to Moses, find out what he wants.
他看起来像我们的朋友吗？刚刚才重击了我们的火箭发射塔 So he looks like our friend? Bang goes my rocket docket.
当然 太糟糕了 Sure, not good.
我们告诉他大家都很忙 他马上就会离开 Um, We tell him everybody's busy. He leaves right now.
也许你刚刚拒绝了一个不请自来的招供呢？ And maybe you just blanked a walk-in confession?
好吧 扑克脸 完全中立 Okay, poker face, totally neutral.
我只是想让他回到我们的下一进程 I just get him to walk back out there into our next chapter.
相信我 长官 我知道这个怎么处理 Trust me, sir. I know how this plays.
如果可以的话 长官 我觉得现在的情况就像 Uh, if I may, sir, I think this plays
一个小汽笛堵住了猩猩的屁股 like a pennywhistle jammed up an orangutan's butt.
这个评论对大家有什么毛用？ What use is that comment to anyone?
你说的对 长官 对不起 You're right, sir. Sorry.
- 啊哦 - 7号会议室 - Ow! - Meeting room seven.
如果他说了不需要的台词 我记录到次要档案中 If he says the wrong thing, I leave it off the 302.
你是来参加我们的社区外展计划的? So you're here about our community outreach program?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我相信你会为正义提供奖励吧？ I believe you offer rewards for justice?
什么意思... As in..
如果我有私人贩卖枪支的 If I had certain information
确切信息 regarding individuals selling firearms
你会感兴趣吗？ would you be interested?
呃 你刚刚说到奖励了是吗？ Uh, you mention a reward?
如果你能付给我们5万美金 If you can pay us $50,000
我可以告诉你一个交易AK-47枪支的人 I can show you a man trading AK-47s.
他妈的 该死 Fuck it! Fuck me.
呃 好吧 好的 听着 Uh, well, okay, look, uh
是有这方面的奖励 there are rewards available, yes.
这要一个过程 It's a process.
首先我们需要你的犯罪记录 It starts with us needing your full criminal
和工作记录 你的移民身份 and employment record, your immigration status
所有家庭成员的移民身份 any family members' immigration status.
- 好的 好的 很好 - 聪明的家伙 - Good block. Okay, good block. - Smart rat.
你过去15年的纳税申报表 Your tax returns for the last 15 years
你把这些都整理好了 对吧? you have those in good order, yes?
现在不在我身上 但是 Not on me right now, but, uh, what about
今天付现金怎么样? for cash today?
你能花钱请人 Could you pay someone
告发他们自己吗? to inform upon themselves?
你想告发你自己吗? You wanna inform on yourself?
是的 Yes.
如果我想做点什么 Say if I was thinking of doing something
然后我在做之前停下来 and then I stopped before
找到你 and came to you
告诉你我想做的事 and informed you about the thing I was thinking of doing
也许你可以付钱给我 and maybe, uh, you could pay me to --
你做了什么事要通知我们吗? Have you done something that you should inform us about?
没有 女士 No, ma'am.
他在对联邦探员撒谎 That's lying to a federal agent.
五年的牢坐定了 Five years right there.
安迪 让他回去 Andy, just get him back out there
去炸毁一栋摩天大楼 否则我将放弃这个案子 to blow up a skyscraper or I'll drop the case.
嗯 好吧 贝伊·沙巴兹先生 我们感谢您的联系 Uh, well, Mr. Bey Al Shabazz, we appreciate your contact.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
我本来要收下枪支的 I was gonna take the guns
但只要用它们来铺栅栏 but just turn them into fence posts.
栅栏？ Fence posts?
用混凝土填充并涂成白色 Fill it with concrete and paint it white.
我们不信仰枪支 但是那家伙非要付钱给我 We don't believe in guns, but the guy was gonna pay me.
我的农场破产了 My farm is broke.
好吧... Well..
...社区支持对我们非常重要 ...community support is very important to us.
好的 Okay.
不同的社区 相同的需求 Different communities, same needs.
好的 你能帮忙吗？ Okay, so can you help?
现在不行 不行 Not at this time, no.
哦 Oh.
但是 谢谢你提供的信息 But, um, thank you for the information.
社区 Communities.
- 我让他走了 - 明智 - I let him go. - Oh, great call.
他有他的计划 We've got harpoons in him.
我们只需要冷静地坐下来 看着他去搞事 We just sit back calmly and watch the barrels.
不 我的意思是 我放弃他了 No, I mean, I let him go.
他完全没有任何威胁 He's got the threat signature of a hot dog.
坎德拉 他刚刚才承认他想要枪支 Kendra, he just admitted he wanted guns.
用来做栅栏 For fence posts.
是的 我是说 就像你说的 Yeah, I mean, like you said
将该非实质性细节留在次要档案中 leave that non-material detail off the 302.
他想要枪支 He wanted guns.
长官 我不喜欢这样说 Sir, I don't love saying this
但是我犯了一个错误 but I made a mistake.
- 我觉得他有妄想症 - 好吧 - I think he's delusional. - Okay, well, yeah.
精神分裂症 对吧 瑞克？ Schizophrenia plays. Right, Rick?
在第四巡回法庭上 但是你必须让他们坐飞机到弗吉尼亚 On the fourth circuit, but you have to fly them to Virginia
然后在他们着陆后再逮捕他们 and then rearrest them when they land.
当然可以 不管怎样 完美 Sure, whatever, perfect.
他刚刚把我们说作是威胁 He did just report us as the threat.
基督之钉 各位啊 Nails of Christ, people.
仅仅是因为谢赫·阿莱库姆报告说 Just because Sheikh Alaikum reports
阿布·伍瓦克是恐怖分子 that Abu Woowack is a terrorist
并不意味着谢赫·阿莱库姆 doesn't mean that Sheikh Alaikum's
也不是恐怖分子吧？ not a terrorist too, right?
我是说 他欺骗了我们 I mean, he was false flaggin' us.
两次 他给我们打了双重假信号 Twice. He double false flagged us.
就当作定期举报怀疑对象咯 So regular flagging.
他给那建筑物拍照了 He took pictures of the building.
- 我认为那些是自拍照 - 是的 - I think those were selfies. - Yeah.
自拍圣战是在做轰炸侦察 Selfie jihad is bombing reconnaissance.
好吧 听着 我们给他10万美元 Okay, look, we throw him a 100K
他一定会为此做点什么 he will definitely do something for that.
安迪 你真的同意吗 你刚才说的？ Andy, you're happy with that, what you just said?
瑞克 这是个愚蠢的计划 It's a fool proof plan, Rick.
我们给他一个假炸弹 那家伙试图使用它 We give him an actual fake bomb and the guy tries to use it
我们抓住了下一个本拉登 即使他只是又一个阿尔奇·邦克 we have the next Bin Laden, even if he's Archie Bunker.
我闻到怀疑的气息了 I smell doubt.
不 听着 我只是一个人站在这里 No, look, I am just a guy standing here
和另一个人说话 talking to another guy
想把第三个人送进监狱 trying to send a third guy to jail.
我已经前脚迈出去了 I'm one leg down on the beach case already.
长官 那我想你可能需要安装狗狗车轮 Sir, I think you might have to get fitted for doggy wheels.
我明天把钱还给努·阿丁 I'm paying off Nur Ad-din tomorrow.
我要结案了 I'm closing the case.
啊... Ah..
她实际上是在给你避免烂摊子[烂屁股] 安迪 She's actually saving your ass, Andy.
我的屁股会被拖到华盛顿去 My ass is gonna be dragged to DC
然后被打个稀巴烂 打成你可以用吸管吸的那种 and beaten so badly you can drink it through a straw.
好吧 至少不是你的错 长官 Well, at least it's not your fault, sir.
都是我的错 所以... It's just my fault. Did it to myself, so..
小心这些表面友善的人 坎德拉 Watch out for the nice ones, Kendra.
他们会演得一无所知 等你反应过来 They get under your skin and then, next thing you know
自由女神像都戴上面纱了 the Statue of Liberty's wearing a burkha
而且我们也都把布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀斩首啰 and we've beheaded Bruce Springsteen.
我想我们应该把他的射线枪给鲁本 I think we should have gotten Ruben his ray gun.
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- 我现在得回家了吗? - 不用 - Do I have to go back home now? - No.
我们还能在巴士上凑合 不是吗? 该死的 We'll all live on the bus, yeah? Damn.
你 你看到了起重机了吗？ You -- you saw the cranes, right?
是我做的 这是上帝的旨意 I did that. It was a sign from God.
这本不应该发生的 This wasn't supposed to happen.
如果是你做的 我就把虫子放进饼干三明治里 If you did that, then I can put worms in a cracker's sandwich.
你不能在饼干三明治里放虫子 兄弟 You may not put worms in a cracker's sandwich, bruh.
目前还不行 Not yet.
现在还不是时候 It's not yet the day.
♪混蛋总是迟到 ♪ Bastards always late
♪ 愚蠢的笨蛋花太多时间来付我钱♪♪ ♪ Dumb morons taking too long to pay my expenses ♪♪
我们应该用无人机来干掉这个罪犯 We should have signed off this perp with a drone strike.
感觉不好 对吧？ Bad feeling, huh?
把自己的案子弄得一团糟 When you over crank your case into a first-class snafu.
♪ 联邦调查局 ♪ FBI
闭嘴 Shut up.
♪ 我们走吧 你们这些混蛋♪ ♪ Let's go you pieces of shit ♪
接受失败吧 坎德拉 Just embrace the failure, Kendra.
相信我 它有助于提高你的游戏水平 Believe me, it helps raise your natural game.
你的水平是要在食品和药物管理局 Oh, your natural game's at the FDA
监督肉类气体违法行为 monitoring meat gas infractions.
- 嘿 小哈吉·康尼克 - 那是种族歧视 - Hey, Haji Connick Jr. - That's racist.
你必须以书面形式把这个写下来 You gotta own this snafu in writing.
这些保证了你作为线人的匿名性 These guarantee your anonymity as an informant.
他们毫无意义 They mean nothing.
我每天都把你们这些白痴从恐袭中救出来 Every day I save you idiots from 9/11.
怎么说？ How's that?
联邦调查局就是美国这么糟糕的源头 The FBI is how America fucks itself.
去你妈的
摩西
昨天发生什么事了 老兄? What happened yesterday, brother?
我很沮丧 I'm very upset.
嗯 我的马卡住了 Um, my horse got stuck.
轮胎... 马蹄铁 The tire.. The -- the shoe.
没关系 我不怪你 It's okay. I forgive you.
- 你现在要枪吗? - 不想 - Do you want the guns now? - No.
不 呃 我需要的是... No. Um, what I need is..
我需要一些放射性物质 I need some radioactives.
你知道射线枪吗? You know, for ray guns?
你能再说一遍吗 兄弟? Can you say that again, please, brother?
我需要放射性物质 I need radioactive stuff.
- 核材料？- 是的 - Nuclear materials? - Yeah.
就像你在酒店说的那样 Like you said at the hotel.
- 你能做到吗? - 等一下 老兄 好吗? - Can you do that? - One second, brother, okay?
沙巴兹 你这个混蛋 Shabazz, you fuckhead.
我只是在查我的核联络人名单 I'm just going through my, uh, nuclear contacts list
好吗 老兄？ okay, brother?
好的 Okay.
好吧 我们得给他弄个假核弹 Okay, so we have to get him a fake nuke.
只是... 这和枪是一样的 Just.. This is the same as the guns.
假核弹能阻止他从别人那里得到真核弹 The fake nuke stops him getting a real one from somebody else.
没有 我没听到 我刚在外面 No, I've been outside
抽了五分钟的烟 having a cigarette for the past five minutes.
史蒂夫 别这样 给沙巴茨一些铅罐 Stevie, come on. Get Shabazz some lead canisters.
他接受了 这就证明了意图 He accepts. That proves intent.
几天后 我们假装去把毒气罐装满核武器 Couple of days later we show up to fill up
但是我们实则是去逮捕他 the canisters with nukes, except we arrest him.
好吧 这太不合常规做法了 Alright, well, that's way off protocol.
这不重要 It doesn't matter.
答应他 Do it!
好吧 老兄 我帮你搞定 Okay, brother, I fix this for you.
太好了 Great.
我爱你 我的兄弟 I love you, my brother.
我也爱你 I love you too, yeah.
安迪会抓狂的[脑袋会掉一地] Andy's gonna shit his mind straight through the floor.
不 安迪会没事的 No, Andy's gonna be fine.
我只是需要亲自告诉他 I just need to be there to tell him.
当他从华盛顿回来的时候 The second he gets back from DC.
用桶接住他的脑袋 Catch his brains in a bucket
压一压 再塞回去 give them a squelch and jam them back in.
好吧 如果成功了 那很大程度上是我的主意 Alright. If this works, then it was largely my idea.
是的 如果没有 你就在爆炸区外 Yeah, yeah, and if it doesn't, you're outside the blast zone
看着我的皮肤脱落[完犊子] watching my skin fall off.
抓捕奖金 Conviction bonus.
我们又开始了 We are back in business.
这些是给谁的？ Who are these for?
这是为那些需要核武器的人准备的 It's for some guys who need nukes.
这是普通的核武器交接 It's a normal nuke handover.
我要去看一下我的客户是否准备好了 好吗? I'm gonna check my clients are ready, alright?
好的 Okay.
如果我早告诉你 你就不会来了 好吗? If I had told you about it, you wouldn't have come, okay?
所以保持安静 保持冷静 你会没事的 So just be quiet and keep cool, you'll be okay.
好的 我们只是谈个生意 Okay. We're just cuttin' a deal.
礼貌一点 Polite faces, y'all.
如果一会场面太希特勒了 And if it gets too honky Hitler in there
那就走神吧 想想芒果 just zone out, think mangoes.
芒果 Mangoes.
我叫莱米 Name's Lemmy.
- 摩西 - 芒果 - Moses. - Mangoes.
你的地方真棒 莱米 Nice place you got here, Lemmy.
我们喜欢 We like it.
- 不是很城市化 - 芒果 - It's not too urban. - Mangoes.
听着 莱米是种族主义者 好吗？ Okay, look, Lemmy's a racist, okay?
但他是一个好人 But he's one of the good ones.
他应该小心行事 He should tread carefully.
我们打算统治这个国家 We intend to rule this country.
我们的计划与此相似 Our plan's not unlike that.
芒果 芒果 芒果 Mangoes, mangoes, mangoes.
你的手下为什么老说芒果? Why does your boy keep saying mangoes?
苏丹 为什么我们要一直跟这些 Sultan, why do we keep talkin' to these inbred knuckle-draggers
外星猪生的白人蠢货说话? whose race was created by an alien fucking a pig?
请站到外面去 非洲农民 Please, uh, stand outside, Farmer Africa.
我哥哥只是以他自己的方式 What my brother here was merely suggesting in his own way
建议我们着手我们的会议议程 is that we proceed to the agenda of our meeting?
好 你有什么材料？ Right. What materials do you got?
铀 Uranium.
铀？ Uranium?
照射一下 你的胸毛就会脱落 To put hair on your chest and make it fall off.
哦 Ooh.
你从哪里得到铀的? Where did you get uranium?
伊斯兰国 IS.
税务局？ IS?
是伊斯兰国 不是税务局 Islamic State. Not the tax office.
很容易弄错 Easy mistake to make.
你有来自伊斯兰国的核武器吗？ You have nukes from the Islamic State?
是的 Yes.
你 你想卖多少钱？ H -- how much do you want for it?
- 10万美元 - 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 摩西 - A hundred thousand dollars. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Moses.
- 那太过分了- 我接受 - That's way too much -- - I'll do a 100K.
- 你接受？- 是的 - You will? - Yeah.
我在缅因州有个伙计 他可以卖掉他的游艇 I got a backer in Maine. He can sell his yacht.
所以我们就说定10万了吧？ So are we gonna handshake on a 100K?
我想是的 I think we are.
嗯哼？ Uh-huh?
我要给你们涨房租 我要给他涨房租 I'm puttin' up your rent. I'm puttin' up his rent.
我不在乎 I don't give a shit.
为了黑色圣战 兄弟们 For the black jihad, brothers.
- 黑色圣战 - 黑色圣战 - Black jihad. - Black jihad.
- 在这里吗？ - 不 不 不 还没有 - Is it in here? - No, no, no, no, not yet.
我下周会带着铀回来 I'll come back with the uranium next week.
到时候再装铀 Then we will fill them.
想想5条腿和5张脸的美国婴儿 American babies with five legs and faces growing inside their assholes.
是的 Yes.
- 9月11日 - 9月12日 - September 11th. - September 12th.
当然了 Of course.
听着 如果你有更好的主意 我会接受的 Look, I'll take a better idea if you got one.
比卖核武器给纳粹更好的主意? A better idea than sellin' nukes to Nazis?
不卖核武器给纳粹听起来怎么样? How about not sellin' nukes to Nazis?
苏丹 请让我下车 Let me out the bus, please, Sultan.
- 它们是空的 兄弟 - 他们看起来不是空的 - They're empty, bruh. - They don't look empty.
当盖子打开时 它们看起来是一样的 They look the same either way when the lid's on.
你叫这真家伙? So that looks full?
等它们满的时候 When they're actually full
盖子就拧紧了 the lid's screwed down
没法把它拿下来 so you can't take it off.
那我们是不是应该在里面加尿和豆子 So we should just fill it with piss and beans.
不 老兄 谁会尊重一个囤积尿和豆子的国家? No, bruh. Who respects a nation that stockpiles piss and beans?
马沙拉 你知道你刚刚说了什么吗？ Mashallah,brother. You know what you just said?
不知道 No.
- 你尿出来了吗? - 大概有半滴吧 - Well, you got anything, man? - About half a drip.
我再用力一点就可以了 If I push any harder, I'm gonna breach the hold.
薇？薇？ Vee? Vee?
- 爸爸？- 乖女儿 - Daddy? - Baby girl.
你会来我的生日派对吗？ Are you coming to my birthday party?
当然会去 我会给你拿一整盒甜甜圈 Sure I am. I'm gonna get you a whole box of donuts.
还是甜甜圈空气吗? Will it just be the holes again?
不 这次是真的 No, it'll be the rings this time.
- 真的吗? - 你在跟谁说话 宝贝? - Really? - Who you talkin' to, baby girl?
爸爸 Daddy.
你不能通过操纵孩子来解决这个问题 摩西 You can't fix this by manipulating the child, Moses.
- 是她给我打电话了 薇- 爸爸给你打电话的吗? - She called me, Vee. - Did Daddy call you?
- 好吧 没差 - 你刚才叫我"爸爸" - Well, all the same. - You just called me "Daddy".
- 我感觉很好 - 你不该 - I feel good about that. - Well, don't.
我们就要回农场了 薇 We're gettin' the farm back, Vee.
你收枪了吗? Did you -- did you take the guns?
非洲农民 我们带枪了吗？ Farmer Africa, did we take the guns?
非常不幸 没有 先生 Unfortunately no, sir.
我 我在吃甜甜圈的时候告诉你吧 薇 I -- I'll tell you all about it over donuts, Vee.
甜甜圈上会加糖霜的 It'll be the icing on the donut
除非甜甜圈已经有糖霜了 unless the donut's already got icing.
那就是锦上添花了 Then it'll be the icing on the icing.
我现在不应该和你说话 I'm not supposed to be talkin' to you right now.
薇 这是一次实现反转的绝佳机会 Vee, this is a very good reverse potato situation.
我倒觉得我们该挂电话了 再见 Well, this is a reverse hello situation. Goodbye.
哈喽？薇？ Hello? Vee?
- 爸爸要来吗？ - 我不知道 宝贝女儿 - Is Daddy coming? - I don't know, baby girl.
你问我还不如问他那匹马 You're better off askin' his horse.
豆子 And a handful of beans.
难怪大多数地方都没有核武器 No wonder most places ain't got nukes.
制造核武器太难了 It's hard to make a nuke.
这些都还是小便和豆子 对吗？ These are still piss and beans, though, right?
是的 Yes.
安迪 安迪 Andy. Andy.
虽然说不是很常见 但是... It's unorthodox, yes, but..
安迪 Andy.
你好 很好 Hiya. Yep? Okay.
开门 开门 Open the gate. Open the gate.
谢谢你 Thank you.
迈阿密海滩已经赚了5亿美元 Already Miami beach is eying 500 million dollars in..
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
嘿 Hey.
耶稣哭了 Jesus wept.
- 欢迎回来 - 哦 谢谢 - Welcome back. - Oh, thank you.
呃 停车场偶遇跟你汇报一下而已 Uh, just a parking lot catch-up.
有很多事要告诉你 Lots to fill you in on.
嗯 好事情来的 Uh, good stuff, great stuff.
呃 要我给你拿根吸管吗? Um, shall I get you a straw?
到底什么事? Uh, what stuff?
哦 好吧 大概20件好事吧 Uh, well, this is, like, 20 good things
都是好事 that are all good.
我只需要按照正确的顺序告诉你 I just need to tell you them in the right order.
好的 慢慢说 我可以的 Okay, hit me. I can double-hand it.
好的 Okay.
呃 真是... Um, so, the..
- 我不知道... - 呃... - I don't know if it's.. - It's --
好消息就是 The long and short of this excellent news
沙巴兹做了个非常糟糕的举动 is Shabazz made a very bad move.
沙巴兹 这家伙快恶心死我了 Shabazz. You killed me on Shabazz.
华盛顿他妈把我钉死了一遍 就因为这个沙巴兹 DC just paper-fucking crucified me on Shabazz.
是的 但是 安迪 Yes, but, Andy, I mean
这种情况持续了35年 this is going down for 35 years bad.
-我是说 生活 -天啊 天啊 不 - I mean, life. - Oh, God, Lord, no.
对面来了个傻瓜 快救救我吧 快点 快点 Incoming moron. Save me. Quick, quick.
-嗯 总统打电话给你 - 真的吗? - Um, the president called you. - Did he really?
- 没有 - 安迪 给我五分钟 - No. - Andy, quick five.
嘿 克莱 我很忙 给你两秒钟够吗？ Hey, Clay. Just busy. Quick, uh, two seconds?
当然可以 我只是想确认你已经掌握了 Sure, yeah, just wanna make sure you're on top
我们在跟进的这件核威胁案子的主要的情况 of this major nuclear threat situation we got goin' on.
- 核什么？- 哦 你没听说吗？ - Nuclear what? - Oh, you didn't hear?
好吧 我猜是联邦调查局把事情搞砸了 Well, I guess the FBI drops the ball
警察局的人来收拾破摊子了 the PD is here to pick it up.
你们可以在这里做任何你们想做的事 So you guys are free to do whatever it is you do down here.
- 怎么 你身上这是屎吗？- 克莱 - What, did you shit your chest? - Clay.
我们去我办公室从头开始说 In my office. Start from the beginning.
不 我不认为他需要从头开始 No, I don't think he needs to start from the beginning.
我们有武器级核材料 What we have here is weapons-grade nuclear material
四罐 four canisters.
呃 不具备威胁性 Uh, no threat.
在城市边界内进行交易 Being traded within city borders.
呃 不 我不这么认为 先生 Um, no, I don't think so, sir.
我就是觉得不对劲 This just doesn't smell right to me.
你是说 Are you saying there are actual
迈阿密真的有蘑菇云式的核弹吗? mushroom-cloud nukes here in Miami?
不 他不是这么说的 No, he's not saying that
如果你这么说 那你就错了 and if you are saying that, you're mistaken.
我在研发部接触过很多次核武器 它们不是核武器 I worked nukes a lot in intel. This isn't them.
尽管做起来很容易 伙计 没事的 不要难过 Easily done, though, buddy. No problem. Don't feel bad.
事情很严重 探员女士 四罐铀 This is serious, Madam Agent. Canisters of uranium.
你都检查过它们是满的吗？因为我打赌它们是空的 Have you checked they're full? 'Cause I'll bet they're not.
我就知道 你检查过了吗？没有 I can tell. Have you checked? No.
他都不知道自己在说什么胡话 He's not even cleared to hear how he's fucking this up.
我可能得让他训你一顿 I might have to ask him to reprimand you.
我们警局可没有这么没大没小 We don't have this at my PD.
我得让他训你一顿 I'm gonna have to ask him to reprimand you.
他不能训我 He can't reprimand me.
我们不是一个机构的 甜心 I'm a different agency, sweet cheeks.
你在这里连一秒钟都坚持不了 You wouldn't last one second here.
唯一比你的徽章还小的就是你的老二 The only thing smaller than your badge is your dick.
它可能像一个肚脐一样 It's probably inverted like a belly button.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我常遇到这种情况 They will do that from time to time.
你知道的 根据州法律 Just so you know, under state law
我掌管着城市边界 I'm taking control of this in city borders.
- 未获批准 - 没人要你的批准 - Permission not granted. - Permission not asked.
我们已经去了国土安全局 We've already gone up the line to Homeland.
说真的 老兄 你看起来像个笨蛋 Seriously, dude, you're gonna look like such a fucking goober.
安迪 这个白痴根本不知道自己在做什么 Andy, this idiot has no idea what he's doing.
他可能都把马桶装反了 He probably mounts the toilet the wrong way around.
你上厕所得背对着墙 对吧? You know, you have to face away from the wall, right?
好吧 好吧 现在我不得不发出谴责了 Okay, okay. Now I do have to issue a reprimand.
好吧 我不接受你的训斥 Well, I don't accept your reprimand.
特工小姐 到此为止 我说结束了就是结束了 Agent, it's done. It happened the minute I said it.
不 还没完 我不同意 No, it didn't land. I stopped it from landing.
好吧 我接受你的训斥 Okay, I will accept your reprimand
但你必须接受我的拒绝 but you have to accept my refusal.
收到信息了 我们正准备采取行动 There it is. We're settin' up the takedown.
不 好吧 听着 No, okay, look.
没有核武器 没有核武器 There are no nukes. There are no nukes.
因为那些容器是我的 它们是空的 'Cause the canisters are mine. They're empty.
这和我之前想告诉你的 This is the same thing I was trying
是同一件事 to tell you about before, out there.
是同一件事 所以这是好事 This is the same thing. So this is good.
好吧 可能有新消息 Okay, there may be some new info.
我们能不能... Can we just hold off until we..
是的 这是新的信息 Yeah, here's the new info.
我们和四个伪装纳粹分子的卧底联系上了 I got four undercovers posing as a Nazi cell.
他们用计骗到了你们那几个怪咖 They caught your freaks in a honey trap
现在你们很生气 就因为我比你们抢先一步 and now you're pissed off that I'm ahead of you.
呃 不 克莱 你没有在听 Uh, no, Clay, you're not listening.
- 好的 我听着 - 好的 - Okay, I'm listening. - Okay.
呃 罐子里没有装核材料 Uh, the canisters don't contain nuclear material.
如果目标认为里面有核材料 如果目标相信 If the target thought they did, if the target believed
他们在交易真正的核武器 我们就能逮捕他 that he was trading actual nukes, we could arrest him.
好吧 我们正准备这么做 Okay, so that's what we're doing.
不 因为现在 No, because right now
目标知道他们是空罐子了 the target knows that they're empty.
没懂 Doesn't track.
就告诉你们一声 Just so you know, this action can only be countermanded
这次行动只能由那些完全掌握事实 by someone of requisite rank
而不是像你们这样 who is fully on top of the facts
只会追赶花栗鼠的人来执行 not playing catch-up from a chipmunk.
花栗鼠？你认真的吗？ A chipmunk? Seriously?
如果我开枪打他怎么样? 我是说 我开玩笑的 What if I shot him? I mean, I'm kidding.
但如果我真的杀了他 事情就会结束 这是个笑话 But it would end this if I did shoot him, which is a joke.
你知道的 谢丽尔和我今晚要在诺布吃周年纪念晚餐 You know, Cheryl and I have our anniversary dinner tonight at Nobu.
我告诉过她今年我会去的 I told her I'd go this year.
太棒了 先生 但是 呃 你得让他撤销行动 That's great, sir, but, um, you need to call him off
否则我们会看起来太... otherwise we're gonna look like total --
我当然得叫他撤销行动 Of course, I need to call him off.
坎德拉 首先你给我带来了沙巴兹的案子 You know, Kendra, first you bring me Shabazz
然后 你又把案子从我这里拿走 and then you take the case away from me
再然后你又给他核武器 and then you give him nukes.
是啊 我只是想找到一种方法来阻止沙巴兹 Yeah, I was just trying to find a way to prevent Shabazz
进入市场弄到真正的核武器 from going on the open market and getting actual nukes.
还有 好吧 这个办法本来是可行的 And, alright, it would have worked --
我需要 我需要你的案卷 I'll need, I'll need your case file
还有你线人的联系方式 and your informer's contacts.
我被停职了? I'm being stood down?
不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. No. No.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我会给你妻子买些花 I'll buy your wife flowers.
不 那样子太怪了 我要... No, that's weird. I'm gonna..
我去跟进这个纳粹行动 I will find this Nazi takedown thing.
好的 我们把罐子给他们 Okay, we just give 'em the canisters
拿钱走人 大家皆大欢喜 take the money, everybody's happy.
- 要是我们紧张怎么办？- 紧张是好事 - So what if we get nervous? - Nervous is good.
紧张会让他们觉得 Nervous will make them think
那些假的核武器是真的 that the fake nukes are real nukes.
你要紧张起来 就像你正拿着核武器一样 You just gotta be nervous like you're holdin' nukes
别表现得像是你拿着假货 听到了吗？ not nervous like you're not holdin' nukes, yeah?
我们有侦察机的信号了 We've got the surveillance plane feed.
-呃 这是行动环节 - 是的 - Uh, this is the takedown. - Yeah.
警察局长不接电话 The police chief's not answering.
呃 不 我正在打 Uh, no, I'm on it.
- 他说什么？- 他还没接电话 - Well, what's he saying? - He's not pickin' up.
- 那你为什么说... - 嘿 瑞克 进来 - Then why did you say -- - Hey, Rick. Come on in.
谢谢你能来 呃 吃些蛋糕 Thanks for coming. Uh, have some cake.
哦 不 我只是路过看戏 Oh, no. I'm just comin' to the edge of your shit pit.
别拉我入坑 I'm not jumpin' in.
- 克莱 - 哈喽 安迪 - Clay. - Hello, Andy.
你得取消这次行动 这是联邦命令 Okay, you have to call this off. That is a federal order.
- 你想玩拉比游戏吗？- 不是 - You wanna play rabbi? - Nope.
好吧 我的拉比比你强 哥们 Well, my rabbi trumps you, buddy.
我的拉比是国土安全部负责人 My rabbi's head of Homeland Security.
哈喽 安迪？我不能... Hello, Andy? I can't..
- 克莱 想都别想... - 出击 - Clay, don't even think of -- - Breakin' up!
- 真是个白痴 - 上帝 克莱？哈喽？克莱... - What an idiot. - Jesus. Clay? Hello? Cla..
上帝 God!
呃 我们可以直接给纳粹卧底头目打电话 Uh, we can call the lead undercover Nazi directly.
- 是的 - 他一定有手机 - Yes. - He's got to have a cell phone.
- 快打 - 好的 应该在某个地方... - Do it. - Okay, it would be somewhere..
尽量不要把这些钱都花在葡萄汽水上 Try not to spend this all on grape soda.
别把它们弄翻了 Try not to knock these over
和你妹妹一起变成野兽 makin' the beast with your sister.
好的 Okay.
呃 我不知道哪个号码是哪个纳粹 Uh, I don't know which number is which Nazi.
好吧... Well..
检查一下 Check it out.
你可以和我同时给他们打电话 You can, well, call one at the same time as me.
如果你接通了 就让我们中的一个人给他通话 If you get through, just give him to one of us.
- 拨号吧 - 我他妈的该说什么？ - And dial. - What the fuck do I say?
还没接通呢 It's just ringing.
不要接 Ignore it.
别管电话 Ignore the fucking phones.
- 快想办法 - 我在想 - Do something. - I'm trying.
上帝 该死的 Jesus. Shit.
- 我打通了 你们别打了 听着 - 你好 长官 - I'm through. Stand down. Look. - Hello, sir.
我是联邦调查局特别探员安德鲁·马德 This is the FBI Special Agent In Charge Andrew J. Mudd.
- 是的 长官 - 我需要你放目标走 - Yes, sir. - I need you to let the targets go.
- 黑色圣诞老人耶稣 - 立即服从 - Bismillah Black Santa Jesus. - Comply immediately.
是的 长官 退下 Yes, sir. Stand down.
大家放开他们 把枪放下 Everyone, stand down. Guns down.
- 好的 - 让他们起来 - Okay. - Let 'em up.
你可以起来了 You can get up.
是的 我是警察 快起来吧 Yeah, I'm a cop. Get on up.
那个棕色的家伙怎么处理？ What about the brown guy?
- 呃 你可以逮捕他 - 不是你 你要进监狱了 - Uh, you can have him. - Not you. You're goin' to jail.
- 等等 - 把他带走 - Wait. - Take him away.
有人在FBI有朋友 是吧? Someone's got friends in the FBI, huh?
走 Go.
所以你有一个超大号鸡鸡 So you do have a sasquatch dick.
当然 我有 Of course, I have.
- 是的 - 当然 我有个大鸡鸡 - Yeah. - Of course, I have a big dick.
- 长官 需要帮忙吗? - 不 不用了 - Right call, sir. Need a hand? - No, we don't.
- 下次请敲门 - 我们很好 谢谢 - Knock next time, please. - We're good, thank you.
那么 我能去诺布了 So, uh, I am back on for Nobu.
喝好酒... Some yellowtail..
...和谢丽尔一起 ...and then some Cheryl tail.
我们安全了吗？我们不可能安全了 Are we safe? We can't be safe.
- 没有什么是安全的 - 我想我们安全了 - No such thing as safe. - I think we're safe.
- 所以他们没有跟过来吗？- 是的 没有 - So they're not comin' after us? - Yes, that's right.
500年后 他们才会放弃追我们 After 500 years, they just stopped comin' after us.
我不认为他们还在后面追我们 I don't think they're comin' after us.
所以我们自由了？ So we're free?
比自由还要好 Better than free.
他们逮捕了鲁本 所以我们夺回了农场 They arrested Ruben, so we got the farm back.
所以到底发生了什么？ So what the fuck happened?
我不知道发生了什么 I don't know what happened.
我一直在祈祷 然后事情就发生了 I was, I was praying my ass off and then that happened.
你让那些发生的？ You made that happen?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许是马 Maybe it was the horse.
后面那匹马 That horse back there.
是马做的？ The horse did that?
我想是上帝 他炸毁起重机的时候 I think God was working through my horse
在操纵我的马 when he blew up the cranes.
我一定也要搞一匹马 I'm definitely gettin' a horse.
- 呃 长官？- 嗯哼 - Uh, sir? - Uh-huh.
我觉得警察在跟踪沙巴兹 I think the cops are following Shabazz.
哦 你知道的 两辆巡逻车为他送行 Oh, you know, couple of patrol cars to see him off.
你知道的 克莱是个输不起的人 You know, Clay is a bad loser.
是一整队的车 It's a fuckin' archipelago.
操他妈的耶稣 Shitty fucking Jesus!
怎么了？诺布海星被点完了吗？ What's up? Nobu run out of starfish?
不是 消息传到了白宫总统办公室 No. It's reached the Oval Office.
克莱让国土安全办公室 Clay has caused Homeland Security
宣布你的空罐子是 to declare a nuclear emergency
一起核事故 on your empty canisters.
好吧 他脑袋被驴踢了 Well, he's having some kind of breakdown.
- 好吧 我们接管这事了 - 哇哦 - Alright, we're takin' over. - Whoa-oh.
好吧 我能做点什么 先生？ Right, okay, what do you need from me, sir?
好吧 我们知道这次紧急情况毫无根据 Right, well, we know this emergency is groundless.
- 正确 - 但紧急情况当下确实存在 - Correct. Right. - But the emergency exists.
如果你说它不存在 And you can't take control of something
你就不能控制它 if you're saying it doesn't exist.
好吧 Okay.
所以我们必须承认 So we have to acknowledge that
紧急情况的存在 the emergency exists.
呃 哦 是的 不 Uh, oh, yeah, well, n -- no.
抱歉 如果我们说 "是的 它确实存在" Sorry, if we say, "Yes, it exists"
这难道不等于我们自己宣布了核紧急状态吗? isn't that the same as declaring a nuclear emergency ourselves?
严格来说是你自己 但是的确是 Uh, technically yourself, but, yeah.
所以...为了停止核紧急情况 So...to stop a nuclear emergency
我必须宣布核紧急状态? I have to declare a nuclear emergency?
是的 这个逻辑只有在你慢慢说的时候才有用 Yes. The logic only works if you say it slowly.
把相互矛盾的元素分开 Keep the contradictory elements apart.
- 好吧 我会看起来有点疯 - 除非你说得快 - Well, I would look insane. - Only if you say it fast.
还有 当你在停车场遇见我的时候 And also, you already looked insane
你已经看起来很疯了 when you met me in the parking lot.
所以你拿把她当炮灰了吗? So you're just gonna throw her under the bus?
不 我绝不会对特工做这种事 No. I would never do that to an agent.
她必须自己做这件事 She has to do it herself.
另一种选择是在伐木机里跳舞 And the alternative is dancing in the woodchipper.
然后就能结束了吗? But then this stops?
那之后你只要叫一声"四眼天鸡" If you tell me to go "Chicken Little"
我就可以控制警察 控制一切 I have control over the cops, over everything.
那我想我们有核事故了 Then I guess we have a nuclear emergency.
对头 特工 Good play, agent.
我要部署一场一整套的武装工作 I'm calling in a full-armed response.
我希望她的档案能反映出勇气 I hope her record will reflect the bravery
而不是她刚才那种愚蠢的样子 not the foolishness of what she just said.
- 伐木机会更好吗？ - 不 一样的 - Is the woodchipper better? - No, the same.
对 控制 我们不能在电视上看到这个 Right, control. We have to keep this off the TV.
呃 长官？ Uh, sir?
- 我说过了 敲门 - 长官... - I said, knock. - Sir..
是的 长官 但是 呃... Yes, sir, but, um..
你可以看到迈阿密-戴德郡上一路的警车 You got Miami-Dade black and whites out there
警长的车 警犬的车 sheriff's cars, dog vehicles.
我们现在看到的... We're looking at a..
啊... Ah..
坎德拉 能给我们点时间吗? Um, Kendra, can you give us a second?
只需要... Just..
好的 长官 Yes, sir. Um..
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 好的 - 是的 - Right. - Yeah.
哇哦 Whoo!
好吧 他们要去甜甜圈店了 Um, okay, they're heading to a donut shop.
- 我们在里面安排好了吗? - 线人就位了 - Yep. Are we good in there? - Informant's in place.
- 什么意思? - 我们和那些人一起 - What's that? - Oh, we got in there with the..
- 谁 谁在哪里? - 好吧 是这样的 - Who's, who's where? - Okay, here's what it is.
我们需要以制造核威胁之名逮捕沙巴兹 We need to arrest Shabazz for creating a nuclear threat.
但是我们不能那样做 But we can't do it for that
所以我们需要他做点别的 so we need him to do something else.
鉴于目前的情况 And given the state of this case so far
如果他中枪可能会更好 it might just be better if he got shot.
不 长官 No, sir --
冒险是有必要的 坎德拉 Angels walk on tightropes, Kendra.
如果在法庭上揭露这起混乱事件 Disclosure of this snafu in court
对国家安全造成的损害 would cause more damage to national security
会比一起枪击事件造成的危害更大 than a shooting that's basically just another shooting.
不要担心 你的档案不会把这事写得太残酷的 Don't worry. It won't sound so brutal on your record.
谢谢你 Thank you.
哈喽 Hello.
我妹妹 她是我妹妹 My sister. She is my sister.
生日快乐 Happy birthday!
他来了 Here he is.
爸爸？ Daddy?
生日快乐 宝贝女儿 Happy birthday, baby girl.
薇 我们得到农场了 Vee, we got the farm.
- 鲁本被抓了 - 什么？ - Ruben's gone. - What?
- 我们没事 我对上帝发誓 - 真的吗？ - We're good, I swear to God. - Really?
- 是的 - 不再碰枪了？ - Yes. - No more guns?
也不再胡说了？ No more bullshit?
没枪 不胡说 No more guns. No more bullshit.
- 我们的生活就像焦糖奶油一样美好 - 你发誓？ - We sweet like caramel cream. - You swear?
以我自己的甜甜圈发誓 On my own personal donuts.
- 你的两个甜甜圈？- 巧克力的那个 - Both your donuts? - The chocolate ones.
好的 Okay.
我要把你的两个蛋蛋都扯下来 So, I'm gonna have to tear both of your nuts off.
不 这不可能是冲我们来的 No, this can't be for us.
一定有其他事情发生 This gotta be for somethin' else.
什么事？食品安全检查？ For what? Like a food inspection?
难道有人刚在肉桂卷上看到一只苍蝇? Like somebody just saw a fly on a cinnamon twist?
上帝啊 看看这个 Jesus. Look at this.
这东西是防弹的 对吧? This thing's bulletproof, right?
不会有枪战 There will be no shooting.
坎德拉 坎德拉 Kendra. Kendra.
- 嘿 放下枪 - 坎德拉 - Hey, guns down. - Kendra.
所有人 枪 Everybody, guns.
- 把你们的枪放下 - 花栗鼠特工 - Get your guns down. - Agent Chipmunk.
你最好穿上核弹战衣 否则就滚出去 You better put on a nuke suit or get the fuck out of here.
克莱 我听不见你说什么 一直戴着 好吗? Can't hear you, Clay. Just keep it on, alright?
安迪 你的拉比赢了 Andy, your rabbi won.
这是你的突发情况 This is your emergency.
- 又错了 克莱 - 好吧 - Wrong again, Clay. - Well --
我们之所以说是紧急事态 We only called the emergency
是因为这并不是一起紧急事故 because we knew there wasn't one.
- 什么 ？- 没错 - What? - That's right.
她只是说的太快了 She just said it too fast.
你到底犯了什么事？ Which part of your broken ass did you pull this out of?
我没犯什么事 薇 I ain't pulled this out of my ass, Vee.
等等 看 Wait. Look.
我 我认识她 I -- I know her.
怎么认识的？阿拉斯加炮友？ From where? Bumblefuck, Alaska?
听着 也许她能帮忙 Listen, maybe she can help.
去看看 Go see.
嘿 Hey.
你好 Hello!
威胁移动了 就是他 Threat is mobile. That's him.
是的 威胁移动了 That's it. The threat is mobile.
- 我可以过来吗？ - 很好啊 - Can I come over? - Great, great.
让他来 他到这儿时我会逮捕他的 Let him come. I'll arrest him when he gets here.
为什么? 因为戴浴帘? For what? For wearing a shower curtain?
坎德拉 我们不能因为你意淫的什么就逮捕他 Kendra, we can't arrest him for something
直到他真正做了不该做的事才能逮捕他 until he does something we can arrest him for.
但是是你让我给一个不能逮捕的人 But you made me call a national emergency
宣布紧急事态 安迪 on someone I can't even arrest, Andy.
这样的话我应该把我自己抓起来 I should be arresting myself for this.
你好 女士 Hello. Ma'am!
这可能是个诡计 This could be a trick.
什么样的诡计？ What kind of trick?
一个塔利班式的诡计 A Taliban-type trick.
一个炸弹人 A man who is actually a bomb.
嘿 Hey!
他手无寸铁 He's unarmed.
手无寸铁的黑人 手无寸铁的白人 Unarmed black man. Unarmed white man.
谁更有可能带着枪? Which one's more likely to have the gun?
克莱 Clay.
把枪放下 我正在记录 Stand your guns down. I'm memoing this.
把枪放下 Guns down!
所有枪都放下 All guns down.
- 谢谢你 长官 - 不用谢 - Thank you, sir. - No problem.
哦 好吧 我们的枪 Oh, okay, right. Our guns.
更大 更准 很好 Bigger. More accurate. Good.
长官 我们在没有枪的情况下坚持了八秒钟 Sir, the eight seconds we just had
感觉真的很好 with no guns felt really good.
坎德拉 已经有人开枪了 Shots were fired, Kendra.
没有人知道沙巴兹会如何报复 There's no telling how Shabazz could retaliate.
狙击手和警戒线都布置好了 Snipers and perimeter are set.
- 看好你的入口 - 好 - Have your entry in position. - Right.
- 那是伊斯兰国的将军? - 伊斯兰国将军 是的 - That's the ISIL general? - ISIL general, yeah.
是啊 他随时都可能朝我们扔块肥皂 Oh, yeah, he could throw a bar of soap at us at any second
所以... so..
看 他们当时并没有逮捕我们 See, they didn't arrest us back there
因为他们认为开枪射击会更有趣 because they think it's gonna be a lot more fun to shoot us.
这只是他们用来召唤恐龙的号角 It's just the horn they use to summon the dinosaurs.
大家都还好吗？ Everyone good?
- 我们很好 我们很好 - 不 不好 老兄 - We're good. We're good. - No, not good, brother.
- 店主？- 我看到我的朋友有麻烦了 - Shopkeeper? - I see my friend in trouble..
- 我来帮忙 - 哇哦 - I bring help. - Whoa.
什么... 这是你的计划吗？ Wha.. This is your plan?
是假的 It's fake.
哦 谢谢 史蒂夫 Oh, thanks, Stevie.
如果他想用那东西 就得坐25年的牢 Twenty-five years if he tries to use that thing.
35岁 你个阳痿 Thirty-five, you fuckin' prolapse.
没有人受伤 No one gets hurt.
这是他的出狱卡 This is his Get-Out-Of-Jail card.
他有出狱卡还要进监狱？ His Get-Out-Of-Jail card is going to jail?
我的酋长将很荣幸让您使用这个设备 苏丹 My sheikh is very happy for you to use the device, Sultan.
我很乐意用它来确保你再也不会坐下了 I'd be happy to use it to make sure you never sit down again.
求你 救救你自己吧 Please, save yourself.
他说的对 苏丹 不然我们就死路一条 Brown cracker's right, Sultan. Or we're leavin' in zip bags.
好的 Okay.
马沙拉 老兄 Mashallah,brother.
雷扎店主？ Reza the shopkeeper?
- 你被捕了 - 什么？ - You're under arrest. - What?
我要逮捕你 因为你试图提供 I'm arresting you for attempting to supply
非法导弹 illegal missile things.
哦 Ugh.
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
薇 请阅读他的权利 Vee, read him his rights.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain.
但你所说的每一句话都将作为陈堂证供 You may not say anything you say you will be held against you.
还有关于律师的事 你明白你的权利吗？ And the thing about the lawyer. Do you understand your rights?
不明白 No.
你明白这些权利吗？ Do you understand these rights?
是的 是的 非常清楚 Yes, yes. Very clear.
那个十字弓是个威胁 That crossbow's a threat.
那个玩具十字弓？ The toy crossbow?
你可以用它们杀死一条狗 You can kill a dog with one of those.
好吧 所以我得以拥有危险玩具的名义逮捕他是吗 Okay, so I'll arrest him for having a dangerous toy.
嘿 等等 不 我们现在逮捕的话 陪审团会支持沙巴兹 Hey, wait. No. We arrest now, the jury's with Shabazz.
好吧 那就只有一条路了 Alright, well, this only goes one way.
小队进入 Entry squad.
圣母玛丽请保佑 It's time for the arterial Hail Mary.
红墨水阿门 The red-ink amen.
好的 Okay.
我还是要逮捕他 I'm arresting him anyway.
- 为什么？- 我不知道 - For what? - I don't know.
因为试图召唤该死的恐龙 Trying to summon the fucking dinosaurs!
坎德拉 Kendra!
这么说我们没问题了? So we're good with this?
- 是的 - 好的 - Yes. - Okay.
出租车 Taxi.
我朝他头部开了一枪 现在我们还没事吗? Are we still good now that I shot him in the head?
不 不 No! No!
所有人趴下 不要开枪 不要开枪 Everybody get down! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
不要开枪 不要开枪 Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- 小心 - 哦 见鬼 - Hands up. - Oh, shit!
嘿 不要开枪 不要开枪 Hey, don't shoot! No shooting!
摩西·苏丹·艾尔·贝·艾尔·沙巴兹 又名大卫·福特·爱德华兹 Moses Sultan Al Bey Al Shabazz, AKA David Ford Edwards
我以恐怖主义的罪名逮捕你 I'm arresting you on charges related to terrorism.
你可以把它放下 这是假的 You can put that down. It's fake anyway.
我？什么罪名？ Me? Wh -- what charges?
呃 用一个 Uh, behaving in a way to cause a man
比听起来还要更糟糕的玩具 to be shot in the head with a toy
击中一个人的头部 which is worse than it sounds
还计划用军队推翻政府 and planning to overthrow the government with an army.
- 4个人？- 这是个小军队 - Four people? - It's a small army.
还 还打算购买大规模杀伤性武器 And -- and intending to procure WMDs
在未来一段时间内 which for a certain amount of time
你肯定打算购买 you definitely intended to procure.
等等这些罪名 Among other charges.
你可以把那个放下 我告诉过你 它是假的 You can put that down. I told you, it's fake.
- 但是他... - 他是我们的人 - But he.. - He works for us.
棒棒糖 Lollipop.
你有权利保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你所说的一切都将被当作 Anything you say can and will be used against you
呈堂证供 in a court of law.
你有权请律师 You have the right to an attorney.
如果你请不起律师 If you cannot afford an attorney
我们会为你指定一位 one will be appointed for you.
你明白我刚才给你解释的这些权利吗？ Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you?
摩西 你明白吗？ Moses, do you understand?
你知道是我让闪电击中了起重机 对吗？ You know I made lightning strike the cranes, right?
- 主啊 怜悯我吧 - 是真的 薇 - Lord have mercy. - It happened, Vee.
我让警察在一匹马的帮助下 And I made the cops put down their guns
放下了他们的枪 对吧 兄弟们？ with the help of a horse. Right, brothers?
- 没错 - 嗯哼 - Yeah. - Mm-hm.
真的 不是你 是我们做的 Really, y -- you didn't. We did.
你把我的马放出来了吗? And did you put my horse out there?
- 就知道 - 摩 - Thought so. - Mo!
- 没事的 没事的 - 该死的 摩西... - We good, we good. - Fuck, Moses...
全能的安拉 给这武器充电 Almighty Allah, charge this weapon.
不 摩西 不要 No. Moses, stop.
- 你不会有事的 - 它是假的 - You'll be okay. - It's fake.
不要伤害他们 让这个大长筒把他们都 Don't hurt 'em, just -- just make the tube thing
撞倒 我们就能离开了 knock 'em over so we can leave.
- 求你 - 他显然做不到 - Please. - He can't do that, obviously.
让他们跪下 Bring them to their knees
把他们的枪变成哨子 and turn their guns into whistles.
你把事情搞得更糟了 You're making this so much worse.
- 我们可以走了吗？- 很简单 - May we go? - Just nice and easy.
- 把它放下 - 我们可以走了吗？ - Put it down. - May we go?
摩西 拜托 Moses, come on.
他说这个不会造成伤害的 He says it won't hurt.
不要按按钮 Don't push the button.
安迪 这得上第四巡回法庭了 Andy, fourth circuit.
他们会接手的 They'll take it.
好的 Okay.
把它放下 Put it down.
很好 Great.
坎德拉？ Kendra?
我们要送他去弗吉尼亚 We're flying him to Virginia.
我现在要做点大动作 懂吗？ I have to fuck you up a little bit right now, okay?
好的 女士 Okay, ma'am.
她会没事的 对吗？ She'll be okay, right?
社区？ Communities?
是的 Yup.
啊 Ah!
哦 Oh!
他们本会朝他开枪的 They would've shot him.
等等 等等 那是我的孩子 Wait, wait. That's my child.
你要带她去哪里？ Where are you taking her?
让她走 Let her go!
让她走 Let me go!
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